WALLET ROASTED

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// ACCEPTS ALL MAJOR CHAINS — ETH / SOL / BTC / BASE / POLYGON / ARB / BSC

// BY PROCEEDING YOU ACKNOWLEDGE

⚠ THIS WILL CAUSE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

⚠ WALLETROASTED IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR EXISTENTIAL CRISES, DELETED TRADING APPS, OR SUDDEN INTEREST IN INDEX FUNDS

⚠ YOUR PORTFOLIO ALREADY DID THIS TO ITSELF — WE'RE JUST POINTING IT OUT

// ENJOYED YOUR ROAST? DROP A TIP

2 USDC ON BASE — LESS THAN YOU LOST ON THAT MEMECOIN LAST TUESDAY

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// CLICK TO COPY. TOTALLY OPTIONAL. UNLIKE YOUR LOSSES.

// FORENSIC ANALYSIS COMPLETE — CLASSIFICATION: DEVASTATING

// INVESTOR COMPETENCY SCORE

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// ENJOYED THE ROAST? DROP A TIP

2 USDC ON BASE — CHEAPER THAN THE THERAPY YOU NOW NEED

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// CLICK TO COPY. TOTALLY OPTIONAL. UNLIKE YOUR LOSSES.